You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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