So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Randomize
