we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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