Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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