I should be sponsored by Trojan
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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