it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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