Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
It's Friday. Sex?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
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