I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
party gras won. party gras always wins.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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