Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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