omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
ugly people sure do ruin things
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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