Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Randomize
