I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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