It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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