Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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