You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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