I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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