Me too!
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Randomize
