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(203): View more from Connecticut

she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.

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(940): View more from Texas

Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.

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(586): View more from Michigan

I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.

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(+90): View more from Turkey

I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.

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(936): View more from Texas

im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

He's the conductor of the struggle bus

(1-413): View more from Massachusetts

I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.

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