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She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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