I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Randomize
