party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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