You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
It's Friday. Sex?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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