the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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