I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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