This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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