Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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