you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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