She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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