butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
