i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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