It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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