Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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