I bet he comes in French.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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