16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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