Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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