its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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