i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
