i just google imaged poop.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
