wakey wakey hands off snakey
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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