It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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