What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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