Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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