Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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