So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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