Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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