East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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