So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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