Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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