when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Randomize
