This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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