i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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