I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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