nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
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I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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