butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
