allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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